oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
I won’t be satisfied with life until the day pitbull stops making music
Today
Breakfast- oats with water and a dash of milk
Snack- mandarin
Lunch- 3xrice paper rolls with chicken lettuce cucumber carrot and capsicum
Snack- left over chicken and mandarin
Dinner- pork with pumpkin carrots and peas
Exercise- 15 minutes cycling, 3x12 reps leg press, 3x12 reps seated chest press, 3x12 reps abductor and adductor, 15 minutes cross trainer and 15 minutes brisk walking.
Feeling excellent :)
his hair is sex omg
He’s so effing beautiful. I’m in love
“you know my name. not my story. you’ve heard what i’ve done. not what i’ve been through” whispers the 13 year old as she clicks enter for her new facebook status
(Source: ax-on)
